Stealing Beaches

Yesterday, I wrote about a rash of camel kidnaps. Today we up the ante with news of stolen beaches. Yep, you heard that right. You’ve heard about dumb-ass criminals in movies called Stealing Harvard and Saving Silverman. But Stealing Beaches? That would take home the Oscar for ‘King of dumb-ass’.
But its true. Entire beaches are going AWOL, with some pathetic […]