If you thought all the creeps are holed up in Minneapolis motels (or the airport urinals…), think again. The Sun, UK reports that a Swiss International Airlines pilot went nuts and dropped his pants when the staff at East London terminal’s downstairs security gate asked him to take off his shoes and belt.

“He pulled down his trousers and pants to completely expose himself, then turned to the security guard and asked angrily, ‘Do you want to search this?’”

The flight was cancelled, the cops were called in and the 37 passengers on his flight had to wait 2 hours for another flight.

Meanwhile, down under in the Land of Oz, a former police and emergency services spokesman named Kevin John Loomes finds himself hung out to dry after he masturbated in public at a hostel in Brisbane. What’s worse is that he is 58 years old and married.

The Age report says that he went to a shower block on level one and began chatting to a 22-year-old backpacker before taking his towel off and masturbating in front of the traveller, police prosecutor Carrie Davidson said.  The backpacker quickly left the area and Loomes went to another shower block on a different floor where he started chatting to a second 22-year-old backpacker.  Standing in front of the traveller with one hand on his hip and the other on his penis, Loomes asked: “Has this ever happened to you before?”

Loomes has since got counseling for his ‘problems’, resigned from his job as a media director for the Queensland Emergency Service, and is moving to Victoria to make a fresh start. They don’t have hostels in Victoria?

Posted on February 20th, 2009 by Thomas
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