Wanna get laid in New York City? It’s costly, as is everything else in the Big Apple. Fortunately for you, TimeOut New York has come out with a very useful list of no-tell New York motels.

Yes, I know it’s. tacky. But devastatingly effective, wouldn’t you say? Great headboard… That’s the romantic interlude room at the Liberty Inn, which proudly advertises itself as ‘Your Rendezvous for Romance.’

Use this list if you’re in the need for some cheap ’n’ discreet shag—no reservations necessary.

The Liberty Inn - 51 10th Ave (between 13th and 14th); (212) 741-2333; www.libertyinnnyc.com

St. Marks Hotel - 2 St. Marks Pl at Third Ave; (212) 674-0100; www.stmarkshotel.net

La Semana  - 25 W 24th St (between Broadway and Sixth Ave); (212) 255-5944; www.lasemanahotelnyc.com

Kew Motor Inn - 139-01 Grand Central Pkwy at Charter Rd, Kew Gardens Hills, Queens;  (718) 969-3000; www.kewmotorinn.com

Days Inn, Brooklyn  - 437 39th St (between Fourth and Fifth Aves), Sunset Park, Brooklyn; (718) 853-4141

Most of these motels won’t require you to show ID, and you can pay in cash or traveler’s checks, to maintain your privacy. Charges range from $60 onwards for a couple of hours.

Posted on July 1st, 2009 by Thomas
Filed under: Hotels, NYC, New York